The Doctor Will See You Now - Mesmerisingly Moreish Medical Play

Horny doctors and naughty nurses…white coats and latex gloves…shiny instruments and the sharp tang of alcohol…what a playground for the fetishist, BDSM practitioner or sexual adventurer!

In sexual roleplay a hospital or medical scene involves the sex partners assuming the roles of doctors nurses, surgeons and patients to act out specific or general medical fetishes. Medical fantasy is a genre in pornography, though the fantasy may not necessarily involve pornography or sexual activity.

Medical play often involves an intimate examination, wherein the dominant partner performs quasi-medical procedures on a, usually restrained, submissive patient.

The examination may involve handling of the genitals and breasts, or the insertion of objects into various orifices. The objects may be heated or frozen to reproduce the sensations experienced during a real medical exam. Strap-on play is a common part of this type of examination. Medical sex toys like Wartenberg wheels and speculum may enhance the examination. Temperature taking may also feature in the play with oral and rectal thermometers (make sure you don’t get these mixed up folks!).The examination may culminate with an enema or the masturbation of the submissive patient. In more extreme cases, medical play may involve the acting out of an anaesthesia fetish, piercing, skin stapling, or the insertion of urethral sounds.

Medical play may appeal to submissive partners, as it picks up on the vulnerability they feel when they're sick or hurt, bringing it into the bedroom. During medical play, submissive partners might also endure tests which may be painful or humiliating, while trusting that their doctor knows best. Dominant partners also enjoy medical play because it puts them in control of their patient's pleasure, and in some cases, their pain.

Fetishes come in all flavours. Always learn the ropes of safety before playing with medical -- or any -- devices.

If BDSM is your ‘drug’ of choice, then incorporating some deviant doctor action into your extracurricular activities promises to deliver the ultimate high!

Ace on the Face But Don’t Get it in My Hair! - 4 Semen Secrets

Though sperm is mainly used for procreation, it can have other benefits to everyday life.

Because You’re Worth it!

In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. A Norwegian company, has synthesised the compounds into a facial cream. According to research, the cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the ageing process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.

Give Yourself a Boost

Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In a recent study, researchers demonstrated that women who were directly exposed to semen were less likely to be depressed. The study stated mood-altering hormones that are present in semen can be absorbed through the vagina. Some of these mood-altering chemicals include, but are not limited to prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin, which assist in enhancing one's mood and serotonin, a widely known antidepressant neurotransmitter.

Erm….Tasty!

When it comes to cooking, although semen may be the farthest thing from your mind, according to "Natural Harvest—A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes," semen is very nutritious. The cook book advertises semen as an "inexpensive" ingredient that can give any food an…erm…“interesting twist.”

Cloak and Dagger

Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World War I, the British Intelligence Service discovered semen can act as invisible ink. Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not react to means of detection such as iodine vapour.

Unless you are a part of an intelligence group of some kind, invisible ink may not be essential, however if you ever need a facial, Spermine may be a great option. If you don’t want to shell out the dough, perhaps just make it a part of your bedroom routine — after all, waste not, want not!

To Swing or Not to Swing - Overcoming the Green-Eyed Monster

Jealousy is an obvious issue that you and your partner need to address before you even begin swinging. Not dealing with this potential problem beforehand will certainly come back to bite you in the rear - and not in a fun way! If you are the incredibly jealous sort (particularly about sexual infidelity), swinging might not be your bag and you should not feel ashamed or upset that you become jealous about the emotional and sexual ties to your spouse or committed partner.

Almost everyone feels jealousy on some level, and those who are prone to jealousy need to stick to a monogamous relationship. In fact, monogamy (as long as affairs are excluded) is made to reduce or even get rid of jealousy since you will have complete and total access to the sexual and emotional aspects of your partner. On the other hand, if you have such a deep trust with your partner that you are above jealousy and desire to enhance your sexual experiences with each other by including additional partners, you might want to look into swinging.

While many people are turned on by the thought of imagining their partner having sex with someone else, the actual act of seeing it happen can turn people off. Even for those who have decided to take up swinging, the first time you see your partner with another it can be a little jarring despite the fact that you might not be “jealous” in your own terms. The best way to adjust to these early stages of swinging is to take things slowly.

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Lay down ground rules with your partner that you both can agree on and stick to them. It is very common for couples to begin with “soft swinging” (where the actual intercourse is kept strictly with your partner while other actions happen with others) and then possibly work up to fully open swinging. Still, many couples find that soft swinging works best for them and choose not to upgrade. Do not be afraid to back things down if you start to feel uncomfortable or extremely jealous.

Another key element of swinging is to talk about your jealousy if you have it. Grinning and bearing it is NOT a good way to handle things. Stuffing it down is yet another bad idea. Successful swinging is built on the concepts of trust and confidence in your committed relationship. This isn’t to say that you do not have trust or confidence if you feel jealous about your partner being with someone else. It just means that if you feel that you and your partner could benefit from the experience of swinging you need to make sure the trust and confidence is already there. If you think that swinging isn’t your scene, just enjoy the trust and confidence you have and be happy in knowing not all relationships are like yours.

It does help to still set up boundaries no matter what level of swinging you happen to be at. Being intimate with your committed partner is still a special experience and is one to be savoured. Having boundaries with those you choose to swing with will help keep things intimate with you and your partner so that the natural jealousy you feel will be sated with the knowledge that you still have special access to your partner.

Happy swinging :-)

Great Sexpectations - Porn VS Real Sex

Much like your love life rarely resembles a romance movie, your sex life is probably a far cry from what you see in the world of the sexually explicit. If that first sentence does not apply to you, you have no idea how lucky you are. For the rest of us, here are some of the most unlikely, unrealistic and sometimes laughable expectations we get from porn.

Long-Lasting and Orgasms For All…Every Time!

Hey, in real life quickies happen, and they can be great. Other times, you may keep the action going for hours. As long as your needs are being met, who needs a time frame? So, you don’t always climax, and that’s totally fine. You can still have awesome sex without an orgasm.

Real Sex Sounds

In porn there are really only two things you hear; bad dialogue and animalistic orgasms. What about all the awkward smacking, sucking, and slapping noises that go on? Sure they’re a little bit off-putting at first, but hey it’s all part of the game, right?

You’re Perfectly Groomed Below the Belt Before Every Single Hookup

Unless you’ve got a waxing specialist on standby, you’re probably not super-smooth all month long. Plus, we’re willing to bet you don’t let a few stray hairs stand in the way of a good time.

Missionary is Out. Gymnastics are In

Sure Ron Jeremy might be able to work that reverse spider monkey position for hours on end, but in the real world, awkward positions can result in painful cramping. Now we’re all for porn looking as pristine and perfect as possible, but can a guy get a little disclaimer explaining that drilling for oil while their girl is doing a handstand is going to make her neck and his back hurt for a while?

Acrobats Rarely Exist Outside of a Circus Tent

Chances are, you’re not going to be hooking up with a lot of people who like getting freaky while hanging upside-down on a stripper pole in reality. Oddly enough, the porn world seems to be filled with men and women who don’t mind getting mauled in the kitchen sink or tossing a salad or two while bending backwards over a coffee table. As much as we might think it’s cool, that stuff is just uncomfortable. Kitchen table - absolutely! Back seat of a cramped car - sure why not! Face buried in carpet while hanging off the couch - not so much.

Sweat Isn’t as Cool in the Real World

Alright, so this one may be up for debate because many people are up for a passionate, sticky, sweaty romp, but somehow in porn it’s just always sexier. A porn actress glistens when a thin layer of perspiration and a lot of good lighting come together in harmony. But for the rest of us, if you focus on it, it’s just kind of gross.

Awkward Condom Situations

On the rare occasions that a male porn star is actually wearing a condom, it’d be nice to see him struggle with opening the wrapper some of the time, or maybe having a hard time putting it on — it just adds a touch of humanity.

Your Reactions are Always Oscar-Worthy in Bed

When something feels good, definitely let your partner know. But that doesn’t mean moaning so loud your neighbours hear it. Don’t feel the need to mimic the false or over-exaggerated enthusiasm instead of just your natural response—your partner will see right through it.

Every Guy is Blessed with a Pants Python

So this is why guys are so concerned about their penis sizes. In reality the average male penis size is about 5 inches long. Remember it is not about how big it is, it is how you use it that makes all the difference.

Everyone Wants to have a Threesome/Role Play/Dominate You/etc.

Just like you’re not into everything you see online, your bedmate isn’t either. So don’t assume they want to act out every fantasy listed in their browser history.

Remember, it’s fine to use porn to help spice things up—both solo and with a bedmate, but never forget that these X-rated clips aren’t the real deal. Real sex is horny, funny, emotional and..well…just better!

What Does Your Star Sign Say About You When it Comes to Sex?

Even if you read your weekly horoscope for fun, you might roll your eyes at the concept of astrological compatibility. But what if great sex is written in the stars, and "hey baby, what's your sign?" doesn't deserve its corny reputation?

If you're looking to achieve off-the-charts chemistry (aren't we all?) with a lover, it certainly can't hurt to consult the astrological charts. Discover your best bedroom chemistry with our guide to the stars and what takes them to cosmic climax.

Aries March 21 – April 19

The Ram is a take-charge kind of lover, self-confident to the extreme and loves to experiment. Be forewarned the Ram has an unquenchable thirst for sex and if you aren't able to keep up, it might become a sore spot.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

Taureans have a strong sex drive and love to touch and to be touched. The Bull is very self-assured as a lover, although they might be considered a little old-fashioned by some. Expect the Taurus to satisfy you, but don't expect anything too unconventional.

Gemini May 21 – June 21

The Twins are masters of seduction. Your Gemini lover will stimulate your mind and your body, and because of this sign's creativity, your Twin will never be boring between the sheets. The Twins will never fall into the rut of the same ol' thing over and over again, so you'll always be surprised!

Cancer June 22 – July 22

Many Crabs are somewhat submissive sexually and enjoy pleasing their lover with tenderness and soft, lingering touches. Don't be surprised if your Cancer lover offers you a back rub or massage as part of foreplay!

Leo July 23 – August 22

Leos are powerful in bed, and many are dominant by nature. They have amazing sexual energy and confidence and have the innate ability to lead even reluctant lovers into the throes of passion. The Lions are generous in bed, but they expects to get at least as much as he gives.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

Virgo is the "still water that runs deep." In other words, once you get underneath Virgo's calm surface, there's plenty of fiery passion underneath. They take very good care of their lovers in bed, showering them with their full attention.

Libra September 23 – October 22

Because of Libra's creativity , and fun-loving nature, a Libra lover will provide lots of sexual enjoyment to the right partner. Libras are very creative and enjoy playing out their sexual fantasies, including role playing.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21

Scorpios exude a powerful animal magnetism and a special sex appeal that's practically impossible to ignore. They have boundless libido, and a Scorpio lover can take you to heights of passion you never thought possible.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

Archers are imaginative in bed and like to be sure their lover is enjoying themself. It's often difficult to get a Sagittarius to commit to a long-term relationship, but for sexual fulfillment, this sign is hard to beat.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19

For the Goat, love and sex often go hand in hand. If a Capricorn cares for you, you will have no trouble arousing them to passionate sex. If you seek a kind, steady lover, Capricorn is for you.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18

Aquarians are all about physical passion, with or without an actual relationship. They enjoy experimenting in bed and are often considered "kinky." If you're open to trying new things in the bedroom, you won't be disappointed with the Water Bearer.

Pisces February 19 – March 20

Pisceans are very easygoing and receptive to their lover's advances, so if you want to be the aggressor, Pisces might be just the fish you're angling for!

Becoming a MILF Hunter

Are you on the prowl for an older, more experienced lady who knows what she wants and how to get it? In case you’re new to MILF hunting or simply need a refresher, here’s our guide to wooing your fiery cougar into bed!

Be Good To Her and She’ll Be Good to You

Remember that mature ladies are majestic with much respect for themselves, so treat them with that same level of appreciation and don’t forget for a second that she has those additional years of practice in pulling - she’s much better at it than you are. So if you act like anything less than a gentleman in the way you speak to and treat her, don’t be surprised when you’re kicked to the curb and she goes on to find someone who really does behave like they should toward her.

MILF Locations

Where to find a filthy MILF that will fulfil all your darkest pleasures? There are so many places, from the gym getting their beautiful figures in shape, the local park mingling with other MILFs, to the pub scouting out potential younger lays across the bar. Want to be one of those hot, less experienced men that they bed after eye-fucking across the room? We bet you do!

Please Her in more Ways than One

You’ve bagged your sexy older vixen and you’re in between the sheets, now you need to show your MILF what a raging testosterone-filled bull you are. Don’t hold back, your mature woman doesn’t want a young boy, she wants an enthused, alpha male who knows how to caress her oh so subtly yet bring her to the point of climatic, Earth-shaking pleasure whilst getting what he desires from her also. She wants this man to show her things she’s never seen and please her in ways she’d never imagined. So think outside the box when with your MILF, missionary all night most likely wont cut her mustard!

So remember to exude confidence, allure, respect and display a little awe that’s due for the wondrous females that are mature women. Your older woman will be intriguing not just in the bedroom but in general thanks to her extensive life experience, she will show you things you could only have ever dreamt up from the most sensual pornography and leave the most erotic memories etched in your mind for the rest of your life.

9 Epic Sex Fails That Made Love Hurt - Literally!

We all get used to the occasional bruise, scratch and cramp when it comes to having a good time in the bedroom. They say ‘Love Hurts,’ but sometimes sex lands lovers in A&E. Prepare to cringe and crack up after reading these true, naughty stories. Rubber ball stuck where the sun doesn’t shine anyone? Behold, the wildest sex fails we’ve ever heard.

Wall-Breaking Sex

When a 440lb virgin decided to take things to the next level with his 110lb lover, things tragically ended with him accidentally driving her head right through the room’s sheet-rock wall. The two went to hospital where the female was ultimately told by doctors that she had a concussion. The couple stayed together for a few months after the incident, but have since called it quits.

Safety First

A doctor in india was mystified when a female patient complained of having a serious cough, runny nose and fever for over half a year. She’d been put on various medications, but nothing seemed to help. So, fearing the worst, they ran some hospital tests…and realised she had a condom lodged inside her lungs. Apparently, she’d inhaled it during an ‘act of love’, without actually realising it (how does this happen?). But hey, at least she was having safe sex.

Heart-Stoppingly Good Sex

A young guy and his girlfriend decided to get it on in his grandmother’s basement while she was out of the house. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant from her well-stocked medicine cabinet. Unfortunately it was nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure. When Grandma came home, she found the couple unconscious, buck naked, and lying in a rather saucy position. An ambulance was called and they eventually came to after being given oxygen and fluids. So all ended well…other than the look on Grandma’s face!

A Hard Act to Follow

A 20-year-old man - reportedly healthy and sober at the time - was hospitalised with complaints of severe rectal discomfort. A digital examination revealed a hard, stone-like mass, and the patient soon admitted he’d been fooling around with his partner and they had decided to pour concrete mix into…erm…you know where. The concrete was removed and the patient discharged the following day. Moral of the story: don’t…just don’t —well, unless you require a statue for your mantelpiece that will be a feature of intrigue and horror for future house guests.

Not-So-Good Vibrations

Oh those naughty knickers hey! A 33-year-old Welsh housewife was reported to have passed out at a supermarket. The reason? She had been ‘overcome’ by the vibrations of a pair of Naughty Passion Pants she was wearing underneath her clothes. she collapsed against some shelves and banged her head. As she lay there, spectators reportedly could hear the undies still buzzing.

Just…Ouch!

Men with slightly small appendages — just be grateful for what you’ve got. One Malaysian man thought his wasn’t big enough and decided to take drastic action. His solution? Stick his dingaling into a welding nut and try to stretch it. Sadly, he got stuck, Forcing doctors to remove the top layer of penis skin to free it. Yikes!

Definitely the Wrong Tool for the Job

A couple in America decided to ramp up their vibrator by attaching it to a power tool. An electric saw in fact! Ooooooooh nooooooo! The woman had to be rushed to hospital after it cut clean through the plastic toy. Thankfully she made a full recovery and would be unlikely to try that again.

Gotta Have Some Hot Stuff

Ever heard about drunken idiots snorting chilli? We definitely do not recommend doing this, but apparently the burning sensation is painfully intense due to the sensitive skin on the inside of your nose, called mucous membrane, which also lines your lips, ears and…wait for it… the genitals! Well one couple inadvertently spiced up their sex life when the man came home from a night out eating spicy, hot food and then engaged in saucy bedroom antics with his lady, only to accidentally burn her sensitive parts with his tongue.

What’s Up Doc?

A young couple rushed to hospital with this story: During sex the woman had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball and inserted it into her man’s back door. The ball had become lodged so high in his rectum that they couldn’t get it out. It turned out that the doctor could not either! The doctor paged a surgeon, but whilst waiting for him to arrive, the man began coughing. The ball came flying out of his butt with enough velocity to ping around the room and hit the surgeon right in the forehead just as he came through the door. (I don’t know about anyone else but this one totally cracks me up!)

Most sexual activity ‘comes’ with the risk of something going wrong. Yep, you read that right, there is no such thing as having perfect sex. Just don’t go to these extremes hey folks. Have you ever had a sex-related injury? Tell us about it in the comments.

Deepthroat Secrets Revealed So You Can Give That Porn Star Blow

If the very thought of a phallic object testing your gag reflex makes you want to hurl, but you want to be an apex oral administrator, we’ve got a couple of tips that could make your time spent down there much more pleasurable and also make your oral recipient’s day - woohoo!

Train That Trachea

Practice makes perfect as they say and perhaps, while you’re still at deep-throating rookie level, it would be best to practice your pork sword-swallowing technique on something that isn’t your sexual partner’s member, unless they’re cool with the remnants of your cream cheese breakfast bagel being regurgitated all over their naked crotch that is. If they encourage you to recycle your brekkie onto their exposed genitals then wow, that’s kinky!

Try to get your mouth and throat adjusted to a foreign object being there and tickling your gag reflex area. Get yourself a soft, flexible dildo of the “proper size” so you can practice with it in private at your leisure. Note: NEVER, NEVER, EVER practice on hot dogs, sausages, cucumbers, courgettes, or even peeled bananas – they can break-off in your throat and choke you! Slowly introduce the object to your throat and hold it there gently just when it begins to feel like you’re gonna get your gag on. Don’t push yourself too hard but, as with anything training-wise, you gotta push a little bit to make improvements and get better. Gradually build up your tolerance with your willy-quaffing training. You’re going to be like the Rocky of the sausage slurpers! Ahem should we say...Cocky? Sorry. Bad us.

Sweeten The Deal

There are also a few neat little tricks to reduce deep throat difficulty. Its not all about sticking that thing in there as far as you can and attempting to breathe through your ears for what feels like a small eternity. It is possible to make it easier and dare we say it, thoroughly enjoyable pleasuring someone using your upper penis portal. Try a cough sweet 5 minutes or so prior to enveloping their bits with your gob, the sweet will help reduce sensation at the back of the throat where it’s most sensitive so that you can happily blow their cock without blowing chunks.

Get a Grip

Ok, so the next one sounds a bit peculiar, but gripping your left thumb in your fist can disarm your gag reflex’s defences. It’s basically a case of distracting your brain with an odd sensation so that it doesn’t acknowledge the other strange sensation of a foreign object fighting its way down to your oesophagus (not physically possible but sure it would give your guy an epic ego inflation if he’s anatomy-savvy and heard you trying to moan ‘oh yeah you’re hitting my oesophagus’...(not even entirely sure how you’d accomplish saying that with a mouthful of cock)..anyway, we digress, next tip.

We Nose How

Many people don’t even realise how much they rely on their mouth for breathing until they can’t breath through it anymore. Don’t be a mouth breather and practice inhaling large amounts of air through your hooter. Get used to it in your everyday life and you will find it a very handy talent at times when your mouth is otherwise engaged. Your blowjob buddy will thank you for it, as you won’t have to release their penis every second so you can gasp for air. Breathing through your nose means you can multi-task — convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and keep pleasing that one-eyed mouth guest.

Good luck with your deepthroat training, you will be taking it like a pro in no time! Anyone else have any other tips? Share them in the comments.