The Doctor Will See You Now - Mesmerisingly Moreish Medical Play

Horny doctors and naughty nurses…white coats and latex gloves…shiny instruments and the sharp tang of alcohol…what a playground for the fetishist, BDSM practitioner or sexual adventurer!

In sexual roleplay a hospital or medical scene involves the sex partners assuming the roles of doctors nurses, surgeons and patients to act out specific or general medical fetishes. Medical fantasy is a genre in pornography, though the fantasy may not necessarily involve pornography or sexual activity.

Medical play often involves an intimate examination, wherein the dominant partner performs quasi-medical procedures on a, usually restrained, submissive patient.

The examination may involve handling of the genitals and breasts, or the insertion of objects into various orifices. The objects may be heated or frozen to reproduce the sensations experienced during a real medical exam. Strap-on play is a common part of this type of examination. Medical sex toys like Wartenberg wheels and speculum may enhance the examination. Temperature taking may also feature in the play with oral and rectal thermometers (make sure you don’t get these mixed up folks!).The examination may culminate with an enema or the masturbation of the submissive patient. In more extreme cases, medical play may involve the acting out of an anaesthesia fetish, piercing, skin stapling, or the insertion of urethral sounds.

Medical play may appeal to submissive partners, as it picks up on the vulnerability they feel when they're sick or hurt, bringing it into the bedroom. During medical play, submissive partners might also endure tests which may be painful or humiliating, while trusting that their doctor knows best. Dominant partners also enjoy medical play because it puts them in control of their patient's pleasure, and in some cases, their pain.

Fetishes come in all flavours. Always learn the ropes of safety before playing with medical -- or any -- devices.

If BDSM is your ‘drug’ of choice, then incorporating some deviant doctor action into your extracurricular activities promises to deliver the ultimate high!

4 Bondage Tips For Beginners So You Will Rarely Need a Safe Word

Bondage is not just for the BDSM lovers out there, it’s for anyone who wants to add a bit of spice to their sexy time. Bondage may be a factor of BDSM but the belief that it is only used during this kind of setting is a misconception, however it can be a gentle introduction into the BDSM lifestyle. Here’s our guide to safety when considering beginner’s bondage.

In Charge or Under Control?

You need to discuss what you want out of bondage with your partner. Is domination your kind of thing and they want to surrender to you? Or perhaps you both like the thought of being tied up and taken advantage of, in which case you need to take turns? Where will your kinky play take place? The bedroom? The kitchen? Your back garden? What will you use for creating the knots? You need to prepare for everything, not only to make sure you get the most out of your kinky time but also to keep yourselves safe.

Safe is the New Sexy

Be particularly careful on deciding on where to have your fun. Tying someone up in a steamy shower could be fantastically erotic but their hands are no longer free to catch and balance themselves. Your kitchen floor could be a majorly horny place to get down to it but there’s the obvious array of sharp, heavy utensils, moving drawers and countless other dangerous items in your kitchen — well not just your kitchen but every room. Survey your prospective play area and safe-proof everything before having your fu, as one of you will be at a disadvantage when tied up and unable to react quickly to any mishap.

Silk Appeal

The material you use is best kept as something soft, flexible and easily accessible for starting out. You might want to go full on and buy a bunch of rope to hogtie your partner with, but you need to transition into it before you get to that stage. Something you have at home like a tie or stockings are perfect for beginners’ bondage as they’re forgiving on the skin and you already have them, so if you’re not keen on tying one another up after trying it, you haven’t wasted any money. Then, once you are both comfortable, you can move on to other materials such as ropes. Keep in mind that there’s going to be some back and forth movement, and with a tougher material like rope on skin that isn’t used to such treatment there could be injuries if you do not do things right. Also try not to use anything of value to tie them up just in case of an emergency where you need to cut their ties in a hurry.

Always Have a Safe Word

Bondage can be a very part of role playing. Always make sure that you and your partner have agreed on a safe word before playing. This must be something unusual that would not normally be said. So whether it is ‘Mugglewump’, ‘Marmite’ or ’Margaret Thatcher’, make sure you have it sorted

Bondage can be great fun, it gives extra sensation to the person tied up as their body is producing extra adrenaline as a natural response to being restrained. Even though they’ve chosen this, it’s what humans have evolved to do when suddenly not in control of their own bodies. So more adrenaline, more blood rushing to the genitals and erogenous areas leading to fantastic sex and higher intensity orgasms. Now that we’ve given you the science and the theory, it’s time to take the practical.

What Does Your Star Sign Say About You When it Comes to Sex?

Even if you read your weekly horoscope for fun, you might roll your eyes at the concept of astrological compatibility. But what if great sex is written in the stars, and "hey baby, what's your sign?" doesn't deserve its corny reputation?

If you're looking to achieve off-the-charts chemistry (aren't we all?) with a lover, it certainly can't hurt to consult the astrological charts. Discover your best bedroom chemistry with our guide to the stars and what takes them to cosmic climax.

Aries March 21 – April 19

The Ram is a take-charge kind of lover, self-confident to the extreme and loves to experiment. Be forewarned the Ram has an unquenchable thirst for sex and if you aren't able to keep up, it might become a sore spot.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

Taureans have a strong sex drive and love to touch and to be touched. The Bull is very self-assured as a lover, although they might be considered a little old-fashioned by some. Expect the Taurus to satisfy you, but don't expect anything too unconventional.

Gemini May 21 – June 21

The Twins are masters of seduction. Your Gemini lover will stimulate your mind and your body, and because of this sign's creativity, your Twin will never be boring between the sheets. The Twins will never fall into the rut of the same ol' thing over and over again, so you'll always be surprised!

Cancer June 22 – July 22

Many Crabs are somewhat submissive sexually and enjoy pleasing their lover with tenderness and soft, lingering touches. Don't be surprised if your Cancer lover offers you a back rub or massage as part of foreplay!

Leo July 23 – August 22

Leos are powerful in bed, and many are dominant by nature. They have amazing sexual energy and confidence and have the innate ability to lead even reluctant lovers into the throes of passion. The Lions are generous in bed, but they expects to get at least as much as he gives.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

Virgo is the "still water that runs deep." In other words, once you get underneath Virgo's calm surface, there's plenty of fiery passion underneath. They take very good care of their lovers in bed, showering them with their full attention.

Libra September 23 – October 22

Because of Libra's creativity , and fun-loving nature, a Libra lover will provide lots of sexual enjoyment to the right partner. Libras are very creative and enjoy playing out their sexual fantasies, including role playing.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21

Scorpios exude a powerful animal magnetism and a special sex appeal that's practically impossible to ignore. They have boundless libido, and a Scorpio lover can take you to heights of passion you never thought possible.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

Archers are imaginative in bed and like to be sure their lover is enjoying themself. It's often difficult to get a Sagittarius to commit to a long-term relationship, but for sexual fulfillment, this sign is hard to beat.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19

For the Goat, love and sex often go hand in hand. If a Capricorn cares for you, you will have no trouble arousing them to passionate sex. If you seek a kind, steady lover, Capricorn is for you.

Aquarius January 20 – February 18

Aquarians are all about physical passion, with or without an actual relationship. They enjoy experimenting in bed and are often considered "kinky." If you're open to trying new things in the bedroom, you won't be disappointed with the Water Bearer.

Pisces February 19 – March 20

Pisceans are very easygoing and receptive to their lover's advances, so if you want to be the aggressor, Pisces might be just the fish you're angling for!

9 Epic Sex Fails That Made Love Hurt - Literally!

We all get used to the occasional bruise, scratch and cramp when it comes to having a good time in the bedroom. They say ‘Love Hurts,’ but sometimes sex lands lovers in A&E. Prepare to cringe and crack up after reading these true, naughty stories. Rubber ball stuck where the sun doesn’t shine anyone? Behold, the wildest sex fails we’ve ever heard.

Wall-Breaking Sex

When a 440lb virgin decided to take things to the next level with his 110lb lover, things tragically ended with him accidentally driving her head right through the room’s sheet-rock wall. The two went to hospital where the female was ultimately told by doctors that she had a concussion. The couple stayed together for a few months after the incident, but have since called it quits.

Safety First

A doctor in india was mystified when a female patient complained of having a serious cough, runny nose and fever for over half a year. She’d been put on various medications, but nothing seemed to help. So, fearing the worst, they ran some hospital tests…and realised she had a condom lodged inside her lungs. Apparently, she’d inhaled it during an ‘act of love’, without actually realising it (how does this happen?). But hey, at least she was having safe sex.

Heart-Stoppingly Good Sex

A young guy and his girlfriend decided to get it on in his grandmother’s basement while she was out of the house. They grabbed a tube of what they thought was lubricant from her well-stocked medicine cabinet. Unfortunately it was nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure. When Grandma came home, she found the couple unconscious, buck naked, and lying in a rather saucy position. An ambulance was called and they eventually came to after being given oxygen and fluids. So all ended well…other than the look on Grandma’s face!

A Hard Act to Follow

A 20-year-old man - reportedly healthy and sober at the time - was hospitalised with complaints of severe rectal discomfort. A digital examination revealed a hard, stone-like mass, and the patient soon admitted he’d been fooling around with his partner and they had decided to pour concrete mix into…erm…you know where. The concrete was removed and the patient discharged the following day. Moral of the story: don’t…just don’t —well, unless you require a statue for your mantelpiece that will be a feature of intrigue and horror for future house guests.

Not-So-Good Vibrations

Oh those naughty knickers hey! A 33-year-old Welsh housewife was reported to have passed out at a supermarket. The reason? She had been ‘overcome’ by the vibrations of a pair of Naughty Passion Pants she was wearing underneath her clothes. she collapsed against some shelves and banged her head. As she lay there, spectators reportedly could hear the undies still buzzing.

Just…Ouch!

Men with slightly small appendages — just be grateful for what you’ve got. One Malaysian man thought his wasn’t big enough and decided to take drastic action. His solution? Stick his dingaling into a welding nut and try to stretch it. Sadly, he got stuck, Forcing doctors to remove the top layer of penis skin to free it. Yikes!

Definitely the Wrong Tool for the Job

A couple in America decided to ramp up their vibrator by attaching it to a power tool. An electric saw in fact! Ooooooooh nooooooo! The woman had to be rushed to hospital after it cut clean through the plastic toy. Thankfully she made a full recovery and would be unlikely to try that again.

Gotta Have Some Hot Stuff

Ever heard about drunken idiots snorting chilli? We definitely do not recommend doing this, but apparently the burning sensation is painfully intense due to the sensitive skin on the inside of your nose, called mucous membrane, which also lines your lips, ears and…wait for it… the genitals! Well one couple inadvertently spiced up their sex life when the man came home from a night out eating spicy, hot food and then engaged in saucy bedroom antics with his lady, only to accidentally burn her sensitive parts with his tongue.

What’s Up Doc?

A young couple rushed to hospital with this story: During sex the woman had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball and inserted it into her man’s back door. The ball had become lodged so high in his rectum that they couldn’t get it out. It turned out that the doctor could not either! The doctor paged a surgeon, but whilst waiting for him to arrive, the man began coughing. The ball came flying out of his butt with enough velocity to ping around the room and hit the surgeon right in the forehead just as he came through the door. (I don’t know about anyone else but this one totally cracks me up!)

Most sexual activity ‘comes’ with the risk of something going wrong. Yep, you read that right, there is no such thing as having perfect sex. Just don’t go to these extremes hey folks. Have you ever had a sex-related injury? Tell us about it in the comments.

Deepthroat Secrets Revealed So You Can Give That Porn Star Blow

If the very thought of a phallic object testing your gag reflex makes you want to hurl, but you want to be an apex oral administrator, we’ve got a couple of tips that could make your time spent down there much more pleasurable and also make your oral recipient’s day - woohoo!

Train That Trachea

Practice makes perfect as they say and perhaps, while you’re still at deep-throating rookie level, it would be best to practice your pork sword-swallowing technique on something that isn’t your sexual partner’s member, unless they’re cool with the remnants of your cream cheese breakfast bagel being regurgitated all over their naked crotch that is. If they encourage you to recycle your brekkie onto their exposed genitals then wow, that’s kinky!

Try to get your mouth and throat adjusted to a foreign object being there and tickling your gag reflex area. Get yourself a soft, flexible dildo of the “proper size” so you can practice with it in private at your leisure. Note: NEVER, NEVER, EVER practice on hot dogs, sausages, cucumbers, courgettes, or even peeled bananas – they can break-off in your throat and choke you! Slowly introduce the object to your throat and hold it there gently just when it begins to feel like you’re gonna get your gag on. Don’t push yourself too hard but, as with anything training-wise, you gotta push a little bit to make improvements and get better. Gradually build up your tolerance with your willy-quaffing training. You’re going to be like the Rocky of the sausage slurpers! Ahem should we say...Cocky? Sorry. Bad us.

Sweeten The Deal

There are also a few neat little tricks to reduce deep throat difficulty. Its not all about sticking that thing in there as far as you can and attempting to breathe through your ears for what feels like a small eternity. It is possible to make it easier and dare we say it, thoroughly enjoyable pleasuring someone using your upper penis portal. Try a cough sweet 5 minutes or so prior to enveloping their bits with your gob, the sweet will help reduce sensation at the back of the throat where it’s most sensitive so that you can happily blow their cock without blowing chunks.

Get a Grip

Ok, so the next one sounds a bit peculiar, but gripping your left thumb in your fist can disarm your gag reflex’s defences. It’s basically a case of distracting your brain with an odd sensation so that it doesn’t acknowledge the other strange sensation of a foreign object fighting its way down to your oesophagus (not physically possible but sure it would give your guy an epic ego inflation if he’s anatomy-savvy and heard you trying to moan ‘oh yeah you’re hitting my oesophagus’...(not even entirely sure how you’d accomplish saying that with a mouthful of cock)..anyway, we digress, next tip.

We Nose How

Many people don’t even realise how much they rely on their mouth for breathing until they can’t breath through it anymore. Don’t be a mouth breather and practice inhaling large amounts of air through your hooter. Get used to it in your everyday life and you will find it a very handy talent at times when your mouth is otherwise engaged. Your blowjob buddy will thank you for it, as you won’t have to release their penis every second so you can gasp for air. Breathing through your nose means you can multi-task — convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and keep pleasing that one-eyed mouth guest.

Good luck with your deepthroat training, you will be taking it like a pro in no time! Anyone else have any other tips? Share them in the comments.

Sex From A Porn Star's Point Of View

Porn is everywhere, there’s no getting away from that and it will most likely always be around. A lot of people try to emulate their sex lives on what they’ve seen in these adult cinematic pieces but what they don’t see is the not-so-glamorous behind the scenes where the men need to top up on viagra to keep themselves going or where a star suffers from anal prolapse after too much anal (google image search it..don’t be eating anything whilst you do). Bottom line is what you see after the cuts and necessary edits have been made to the porn movies is not realistic. Porn stars are rather open about this and have given their two cents on sex based on their varied sexual experience.

More Than A Genital Connection

Adam Glasser a.k.a. Seymore Butts has divulged his opinion to the foundations of an enviably fantastic sex life as communicating what you want with your partner/s and listening to what they want also. Even sexy starlet Lisa-Ann says the best sex she ever had was with someone she connected with, this is all about communication and feeling comfortable with someone. Without that it’s merely physical but there’s the difference between mediocre and red-hot sex, the psychological aspect.

Porn Is Plastic Sex

James Deen opened up even further about the less than real world of porn with brutal honesty that the awkward positions, long-haul sex sessions and looking fantastic during sex. (If you look not a hair out of place during sex then you’re doing it wrong!) Extremely successful Jessica Drake has created her own DVD series educating every day people on fantastic sex. During the series she gives some brilliant and advice like switching between foreplay and intercourse along keeping your clothes on for sex.

Scrub Up

Tasha Reign has a real bug-bear, uncleanliness! According to her, you don’t need to be absolutely immaculate but unsightly body hair should be removed or trimmed, all areas of the body should be thoroughly washed and for her smell is extremely important so don’t wear anything overwhelming that’s gonna have them choking as they try to get close to you but something demure that gives off a more demure but sensuous scent.

So there you have it, this advice all sounds fairly standard because porn stars are also normal people and all say the same thing - porn is not an ideal view of sex, it’s just something to help fulfill an urge now and again but never base your sex life on it.