Ace on the Face But Don’t Get it in My Hair! - 4 Semen Secrets

Though sperm is mainly used for procreation, it can have other benefits to everyday life.

Because You’re Worth it!

In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. A Norwegian company, has synthesised the compounds into a facial cream. According to research, the cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the ageing process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.

Give Yourself a Boost

Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In a recent study, researchers demonstrated that women who were directly exposed to semen were less likely to be depressed. The study stated mood-altering hormones that are present in semen can be absorbed through the vagina. Some of these mood-altering chemicals include, but are not limited to prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin, which assist in enhancing one's mood and serotonin, a widely known antidepressant neurotransmitter.

Erm….Tasty!

When it comes to cooking, although semen may be the farthest thing from your mind, according to "Natural Harvest—A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes," semen is very nutritious. The cook book advertises semen as an "inexpensive" ingredient that can give any food an…erm…“interesting twist.”

Cloak and Dagger

Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World War I, the British Intelligence Service discovered semen can act as invisible ink. Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not react to means of detection such as iodine vapour.

Unless you are a part of an intelligence group of some kind, invisible ink may not be essential, however if you ever need a facial, Spermine may be a great option. If you don’t want to shell out the dough, perhaps just make it a part of your bedroom routine — after all, waste not, want not!

Deepthroat Secrets Revealed So You Can Give That Porn Star Blow

If the very thought of a phallic object testing your gag reflex makes you want to hurl, but you want to be an apex oral administrator, we’ve got a couple of tips that could make your time spent down there much more pleasurable and also make your oral recipient’s day - woohoo!

Train That Trachea

Practice makes perfect as they say and perhaps, while you’re still at deep-throating rookie level, it would be best to practice your pork sword-swallowing technique on something that isn’t your sexual partner’s member, unless they’re cool with the remnants of your cream cheese breakfast bagel being regurgitated all over their naked crotch that is. If they encourage you to recycle your brekkie onto their exposed genitals then wow, that’s kinky!

Try to get your mouth and throat adjusted to a foreign object being there and tickling your gag reflex area. Get yourself a soft, flexible dildo of the “proper size” so you can practice with it in private at your leisure. Note: NEVER, NEVER, EVER practice on hot dogs, sausages, cucumbers, courgettes, or even peeled bananas – they can break-off in your throat and choke you! Slowly introduce the object to your throat and hold it there gently just when it begins to feel like you’re gonna get your gag on. Don’t push yourself too hard but, as with anything training-wise, you gotta push a little bit to make improvements and get better. Gradually build up your tolerance with your willy-quaffing training. You’re going to be like the Rocky of the sausage slurpers! Ahem should we say...Cocky? Sorry. Bad us.

Sweeten The Deal

There are also a few neat little tricks to reduce deep throat difficulty. Its not all about sticking that thing in there as far as you can and attempting to breathe through your ears for what feels like a small eternity. It is possible to make it easier and dare we say it, thoroughly enjoyable pleasuring someone using your upper penis portal. Try a cough sweet 5 minutes or so prior to enveloping their bits with your gob, the sweet will help reduce sensation at the back of the throat where it’s most sensitive so that you can happily blow their cock without blowing chunks.

Get a Grip

Ok, so the next one sounds a bit peculiar, but gripping your left thumb in your fist can disarm your gag reflex’s defences. It’s basically a case of distracting your brain with an odd sensation so that it doesn’t acknowledge the other strange sensation of a foreign object fighting its way down to your oesophagus (not physically possible but sure it would give your guy an epic ego inflation if he’s anatomy-savvy and heard you trying to moan ‘oh yeah you’re hitting my oesophagus’...(not even entirely sure how you’d accomplish saying that with a mouthful of cock)..anyway, we digress, next tip.

We Nose How

Many people don’t even realise how much they rely on their mouth for breathing until they can’t breath through it anymore. Don’t be a mouth breather and practice inhaling large amounts of air through your hooter. Get used to it in your everyday life and you will find it a very handy talent at times when your mouth is otherwise engaged. Your blowjob buddy will thank you for it, as you won’t have to release their penis every second so you can gasp for air. Breathing through your nose means you can multi-task — convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and keep pleasing that one-eyed mouth guest.

Good luck with your deepthroat training, you will be taking it like a pro in no time! Anyone else have any other tips? Share them in the comments.

Women’s 7 Deadly Dating Sins: Bitching

      By bitching we don’t necessarily mean the really hardcore bitching girls might engage in after being really hurt or annoyed by someone – we simply mean the small scale bitching, the kind that it is easy to engage in without really knowing it. Some men are really happy to go along with a bit of light bitching – in fact most men will do this if they recognise that the tone is light-hearted. That way the two of you have something to make a joke out of and to make your own on your date.

However, the constant small scale bitching that some girls unfortunately end up doing can be a major turn-off. It suggests that here is a woman who cannot be pleased. It suggests that here is a woman who will bitch about his date too when his back is turned. If you are going to bitch a little, be aware of how far you take it and never target your family, your close friends or your ex-boyfriends. Try and keep the bitching to little jokes about the people who don’t matter so much to you and always follow it with something positive. A lot of men wouldn’t say a bad word about their own family, friends or ex-girlfriends, so take a leaf out of their book.

Ultimate Pegging Pleasure? - We Have the Recipe for Success

While anal play is by no means a new practice, the number of straight men harbouring desires to be on the receiving end has become much more commonplace. So, by popular demand (fanfare please) we present our Recipe for Successful Pegging for Newbies.

What is Pegging?

Nothing to do with laundry, pegging is the practice of a heterosexual male being anally penetrated by a woman wearing a strap-on dildo. This became a popular notion in 1998 when Sex Educator, Carol Queen made the video dvd ‘Bend Over Boyfriend. The term ‘pegging’ came to be when sex columnist, Dan Savage, held a contest in 2001 asking his readers to coin a phrase for the practice.

Preheat the Oven

There a several things to consider when thinking about exploring pegging. Its good to start slow. Before investing in a harness and dildo, experimenting with fingers, small butt plugs or small prostate stimulators can help both parties discover what they like and don’t like about anal play.

The Shopping List

When you feel ready to move to strap-on sex, choosing the right harness and dildo are very important and can make all the difference to your level of enjoyment. If a harness fits incorrectly, it can make penetration awkward —perhaps even a no go. If you get overexcited and choose a dildo that is too gargantuan, it can make the experience quite unpleasant if you are a beginner.

Mix the Ingredients

Try to find an affordable but higher quality harness that can worn as either a one-strap or two-strap style so you can choose what is most comfortable. Try also to find one with a removable backing pad for stability. When it comes to choosing your weapon of choice, look for a dildo that is smooth with no distinct ridges so penetration will be smooth and more comfortable. You can always try out those deliciously pleasurable ridges once you are a veteran. Oooh! Don’t forget the most vital ingredients of all — communication and lubrication!

Decorate to Taste

Some couples also want to try double dildos, which have one end that is worn internally by the lady-friend, while the other end stands ready to penetrate their excited pegging partner. Some also have vibrators in that can stimulate the wearer. A perfect ‘double ender’ for pegging newbies would be one with a large wearable bulb that can be inserted vaginally on one end, and a finger-sized dido at the other.

And Serve….Right in the Butt!

No calories and totally indulgent. If this article has intrigued you to investigate further, get online and check out the horde of perennial bestselling books that cover every type of anal play imaginable, including pegging.

Going for Gold - 5 Ways to Dirty Talk Your Lover to the Finish Line

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When we’re getting sexy, we’re all about taking the seduction and anticipation up a few notches, and talking dirty can be a route to whole new level of excitement.

Dirty talk can get both of you hotter than ever, but it can also lead to confusion, missed signals, and awkwardness— meaning we have to tread carefully. When it comes to talking dirty, you’re really addressing one thing: how much can you get away with?

Most people err on the side of caution, possibly leading to boring, platonic, sanitised conversations destined never to lead to an orgasm—or even an elevated heart rate. On the other hand, some people are so brazen, they turn off the majority of people they’re trying to turn on. The secret is to push the boundaries of what you can get away with without crossing them…well…by too much anyway, hehehe!

The foundation for good (and fun) dirty talk is the same as other components of a healthy sexual relationship—good communication with your partner and being up front about what you like.

Now go for Gold with these five tips.

1. Training

Talking about Dirty Sanchezing her bearded clam or using red flag words is a bit of a no-no. Word choice matters. Don’t be unnecessarily clinical or explicit; nothing is going to make a guy softer (or a girl drier) than talking about volumetric blood flow to the genital region. Do be descriptive. Details make stories come to life, and essentially, talking dirty is all about details.

2. On Your Marks

Learn some new dirty words —erotic fiction is a pretty good place to find new words to add to sexy times; porn videos tend to be a bit short on good or realistic dialogue.

3. Get Set

Like with anything, when and how you do it matters. Do be humorous, but strike a balance. If you’re too serious, it’s creepy. If you’re too funny, you’re a clown. Don’t incorporate dirty talk too early—such as to a total stranger or someone who hasn’t given you signs that he or she is open to it. Subtlety, word play and cleverness go a long way. But don’t force it. You should talk dirty because you’re in the mood and feeling it—not because someone told you to do it. It has to have some passion behind it. While you are at it, be aware of the other person’s response to your dirty talk. If the person you’re with gives you a red light, respect it.

4. Go, Go, Go

Talk about how he tastes, how she’s the perfect dirty girl—be specific. Don’t freak out if your partner tries dirty talk without the pre-conversation and you don’t like it—just talk about it, regroup and get it on.

5. Across the Finish Line

If you are in the heat of passion and land upon a phrase that turns them on, simply repeating it can give it a great sexual intensity. Even something as simple as “Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” can make you sound crazy for them.

Now get those tongues wagging people!

Will These 4 Products REALLY Enhance My Sex Life and Yours?

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When researching articles and other content, my internet history is obviously a bit crazy. I keep giggling more and more at the advertising that gets thrown at me for specialist products promising to change my sex life for the better. These are the ones that made me laugh the most, complete with new and honest descriptions for them.

Vajazzle

Ever get depressed because your vulva resembles a human sex organ instead of a disco ball? So demoralising. But there's hope! Just reach for Vajazzle Body Crystals. Shave, glue, set it, and forget it! (Note: "Forget it" means "Forget it until a week later, when you'll find vagina-crystals in the kitchen sink, between your butt cheeks, and on your sofa.”)

Deep Throat Spray

Hate it when you've just eaten some garlic hummus, and desperately need a breath mint, but also need to deep throat a huge cock? Worry no more; Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray is here to solve both of those oddly specific problems, while simultaneously evoking the ethereal sounds of Pink Floyd. It's the minty fresh way to paralyse normal human reflexes! For those special evenings when you want to forget you're choking on ball sack.

Erectile Quality Monitor

Ladies, do you ever have mutually-satisfying sex, but then balk at telling your friends, "He was sooo hard!" because you don't have any real way to quantify penile hardness? Don't worry, the Fast Size Erectile Quality Monitor is here to help. Just push your guy's member against the super-scientific pressure sensor, wait for his dick to bend, and and check the results; an LED light indicator will tell you how he sizes up. For added fun, use with a colour-coded calendar so you can chart your lover's progress!

Internal Feminine Flavouring

For those special days when you don't want your genitals to taste like...erm...genitals! Whenever you're afraid of a little morning breath coming from downstairs, pop in the mintiest, freshest way to make sure he'll want to go down on you. It's like toothpaste for your labia! Essential for those moments when you don't have time for a shower but still want to be intimate with a man who despises the natural taste of your body.

Has anyone else come across any other crazy products promising you a better time in the bedroom? Did you buy them and did they work? Share with us in the comments.

5 Reasons Why Sexy Spooning Leads to Forking!

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Everyone loves a good spoon. This position is great for sleeping and watching TV, as well as for post-coital recovery time. But it’s not just about cuddling. Spooning is incredibly intimate and an easy way of spicing up your sex life. It's the perfect cure for morning wood – just roll over, insert, feel connected and come!

Why Spoons though?

The name derives from the position two partners will lie in relation to one another, both laying down on their sides with one person - the small spoon - facing away, and the other - the big spoon - cuddling into their back. Their legs are usually bent at their knees, like spoons cradling each other when stacked in a drawer

Surprise Spoon

Of course spooning can start as a comfortable position to relax or sleep in, but it can also bring the added benefits of leading to something sexier...! For instance you can easily surprise your partner first thing in the morning with some wake up sex by slipping it in using the spooning position.

Ease Into It

If you’re trying to get into anal and want to ease your partner into things gently, the spooning position is great! This is due to the muscles around the anus being more relaxed due to the body’s rested position as opposed to a position such as doggy where they’re upright and need to support their weight.

Access all Areas

 

Spooning is great for easy access should you fancy getting a little ‘hands on’ in foreplay, as you can reach their chest, genitals, anus, pretty much everywhere! How about giving them a massage they will never forget using the spooning position, use some baby oil or massage candle wax to slick yourselves up and rub your bodies against one another as you work their entire body with your hands.

All the Stimulation You Can Handle

Sex toys can be easily taken advantage of in a position like this, imagine wandering hands, a butt plug and vibrator all at once thanks to the spooning position as your partner’s body is accessible to exploration, and if you’re behind them you have every area imaginable within your reach.

So next time you’re brainstorming what position to try next, or what kinky things you can explore, it could be as simple as some sensual inspiration from a little piece of cutlery. Spooning leads to forking after all! ;-)

On your marks, get set...spoon!

Ultimate Swingles! - How to Swing When You Are Single

The lifestyle is many different things to many different people. What they share is a fascination with the erotic experience and the pursuit of sexual enjoyment. There are three major categories of swingers: couples, single females and single males. Couples are the foundation of the lifestyle. Single females are comparatively rare.

Not surprisingly, single males are plentiful. A constant new supply of horny men assures that it will stay that way. But what does it take for a single man pursuing the lifestyle to be successful? People in the lifestyle meet many different ways. The most popular venues are through swinger clubs, private parties and websites. For the aspiring single male, clubs and websites are the main vehicles -- since it's pretty hard for a newcomer to get invited to a private party.

Gentlemen's Guide to Successful Swinging.

1. On the site the same members visit again and again and get to know each other quite well. If you insult or offend one couple, the word will quickly spread to others. Alternatively, if you are pleasant and the couple enjoys your company - sexual or otherwise - they will be eager to introduce you to their friends. Of course, swingers like to introduce people with unique sexual qualities to their friends. But don't walk around saying you've got a 12-inch penis, even if you do. If you really do, everyone already knows it.

2. Get to know the lifestyle, the expectations and the realities. Keep in mind that most people you meet are on the site for the same reasons you are. Most swingers aren't out there cheating on their spouse. They're open about what they do, and about what they like to do. Don't think you are going to fall in love, or that you're going to sweep a lady off her feet and away from her husband. Come to have a good time and make some new friends. To be successful in the long run, you need to be the nice guy that's been seen with other couples, not the weird guy that's running from chat room to chat room trying to score. Just about all couples have a set of rules by which they play, and they vary little from those rules. Don't try to change them. You'll fail.

3. Be a gentleman and as upfront as you can. Just because a woman likes sex doesn't mean she likes vulgar language or innuendoes. Good manners and social skills are more important in this lifestyle than just about anywhere else. Leave the pickup lines at home. Ladies in the lifestyle are adults and are not into head-games. They have already heard every line in the book. Again, in the case of couples, introduce yourself to both husband and wife.

4. Just because you talk with someone doesn’t mean that they want to have sex with you. Don't get too aggressive unless you get the clear message that it's OK. When (and if) you get that message, go with it, just don't go overboard. You can even ask again" Is this okay?"

5. Never be desperate enough to insult a member's intelligence with the statement, "My wife wanted me to come here first by myself to check it out, so I'll come back with her next time. How about you and I play now." Every swinger has heard that line over and over again and you will get a reputation.

6. If someone says NO, that's all there is to it. Don't ask them, "Why not?" or "Are you sure -- I'm the greatest lover in the world?" Actually this is the GOLDEN RULE..... The most important rule of the lifestyle is NO MEANS NO.

The successful single male in the swinging lifestyle is non-threatening to the female spouse's virility. He's happy to be sharing in the encounter and he doesn't try to monopolise it. He is also a friend of BOTH spouses and treats both with respect. If you follow these guidelines, you should have a great time and make lots of new, very sexy friends.