Ace on the Face But Don’t Get it in My Hair! - 4 Semen Secrets

Though sperm is mainly used for procreation, it can have other benefits to everyday life.

Because You’re Worth it!

In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. A Norwegian company, has synthesised the compounds into a facial cream. According to research, the cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the ageing process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.

Give Yourself a Boost

Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In a recent study, researchers demonstrated that women who were directly exposed to semen were less likely to be depressed. The study stated mood-altering hormones that are present in semen can be absorbed through the vagina. Some of these mood-altering chemicals include, but are not limited to prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin, which assist in enhancing one's mood and serotonin, a widely known antidepressant neurotransmitter.

Erm….Tasty!

When it comes to cooking, although semen may be the farthest thing from your mind, according to "Natural Harvest—A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes," semen is very nutritious. The cook book advertises semen as an "inexpensive" ingredient that can give any food an…erm…“interesting twist.”

Cloak and Dagger

Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World War I, the British Intelligence Service discovered semen can act as invisible ink. Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not react to means of detection such as iodine vapour.

Unless you are a part of an intelligence group of some kind, invisible ink may not be essential, however if you ever need a facial, Spermine may be a great option. If you don’t want to shell out the dough, perhaps just make it a part of your bedroom routine — after all, waste not, want not!

8 Reasons to Flip Over and Indulge in Some Doggy Style Bliss

We all have our favourite positions, and the ones on top (har har!) may differ when surveying the sexes. Doggy style may not be the first position we try with a new partner — or even a not-new partner — but there's a lot to love about it. Generally, it's a position that guys are considered to be way more into than females, but it doesn't have to be that way. So how do you make doggy style better?

Whether you are turned on by being a bit dominated, letting yourself surrender, or just knowing that with doggy, your partner can hit all the right spots — and deeply too — it's absolutely worth giving this position a try.

For doggy, the angle of his thrusting is going to often dictate how good this feels for you, so give your partner a lot of encouragement along the way and let him know what feels right and what can be adjusted. And make sure to bring some cushioning, being on all fours can feel awkward after a while.

Want to kick it up another notch? Bring a vibrator in for some additional fun and slip it down there — it'll stimulate both of you while you're going at it.

Go Deeper

If the person being penetrated has a vagina, this angle can actually move how the cervix sits in relation to the vagina, allowing the penetrator to go underneath it for a deeper penetration than in most other positions. If the receiver is getting it anally, it can straighten out the anal canal for a similarly deeper penetration.

Cushion Up

Doggy style can be a bit tough on your joints. Consider putting pillows under either partner's knees, or even under the receiver's hips, so that they can still relax and enjoy the angle while getting it on.

You Aren't At Any Greater Risk From UTIs

Some believe you're more likely to contract a urinary tract infection if you do it doggy. That's simply not true. Sex in general exposes a female-bodied person with a higher likelihood of UTI. UTIs occur when bacteria is exposed to the urethra. Women have much shorter urethras than men, making infections easier to contract. UTIs can be very painful and require being treated by antibiotics. Regardless of any positions practiced, pee afterwards to wash away any potential bacterial exposure.”

It's Not Submissive

Fact of the matter is that this position feels great for a lot of people because, physiologically, it can hit a lot of the right spots. You don't have to give up any control to enjoy doggy style from the bottom.

Spanking Anyone…?

Smacking dat ass is not mandatory! Ask before you spank. If the question is answered with a responding and enthusiastic 'Yes,' then spank away!

Switch Things Up

So often, doggy style is portrayed as the someone pounding away at their partner from behind, but it doesn’t have to be that way! Back that ass up! Bounce, pop, swing, and roll your hips. Your partner will love it. Plus, all that movement churns your pelvic floor muscles, giving you added stimulation. Or lower your body so that you’re laying on your stomach for a slow grind instead of a deep thrust.

It Can Be Cosy

Doggy Style can be intimate. It’s a vulnerable position, and can imply a certain amount of surrender and trust. Your partner can kiss your back, neck, and shoulders, and whisper lovely things in your ear.

Just Like Yoga

There’s a reason we do the Cat/Cow positions in yoga (and why someone always giggles through them). Being on your hands and knees allows your hips to open, and can release lower back tension. Add sexual pleasure to that … win-win!

And if all of the above doesn’t make you wanna do it like they do on the Discovery Channel, there is the bonus of multi-tasking. Banging and boxset binging - the ultimate Netflix and chill!