When researching articles and other content, my internet history is obviously a bit crazy. I keep giggling more and more at the advertising that gets thrown at me for specialist products promising to change my sex life for the better. These are the ones that made me laugh the most, complete with new and honest descriptions for them.
Vajazzle
Ever get depressed because your vulva resembles a human sex organ instead of a disco ball? So demoralising. But there's hope! Just reach for Vajazzle Body Crystals. Shave, glue, set it, and forget it! (Note: "Forget it" means "Forget it until a week later, when you'll find vagina-crystals in the kitchen sink, between your butt cheeks, and on your sofa.”)Deep Throat Spray
Hate it when you've just eaten some garlic hummus, and desperately need a breath mint, but also need to deep throat a huge cock? Worry no more; Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray is here to solve both of those oddly specific problems, while simultaneously evoking the ethereal sounds of Pink Floyd. It's the minty fresh way to paralyse normal human reflexes! For those special evenings when you want to forget you're choking on ball sack.Erectile Quality Monitor
Internal Feminine Flavouring
Has anyone else come across any other crazy products promising you a better time in the bedroom? Did you buy them and did they work? Share with us in the comments.
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